Wonderlust©

A Hero

*has one uncomfortable interaction* *is fucked up for 3 days*

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

You don’t need to be mathematically illiterate to cry in math class.  You just keep taking higher and higher math until you cry.

plot twist: for Halloween a black cat dresses up as a white girl