here 2 vibe

soul surfer is an anti vaxxer :(

just went to straighten my posture on the train and then stopped because i got embarrassed that people would be able to see the back of my head. wtf.

sorry, i only date people who passionately participate in all 5 days of the schools spirit week

this one goes out to everybody who took the pottermore test in elementary school, got ravenclaw and has refused to take it since then in fear of getting a different house because they have centered their whole personalities on getting good grades and being “the smart one” and have actually No Clue what other defining traits they have outside of school

brothers/cowboys

on the road is a bad book. on the road is subjectively and objectively a bad book. on the road fills me with unspeakable rage. i had the choice- the c h o i c e- to pick from a list of impactful and iconic and moving literary classics that dealt with strong female protagonists and minorities overcoming oppression and beautiful metaphors for mental health but NO. i picKED TWO WHITE MEN GO ON A JUMBLED ROAD TRIP AND MAKE A SERIES OF STUPID DECISIONS ALL WHILE BEING WILDLY HOMOPHOBIC SEXIST AND RACIST

a respectable forest green

gen z will be the generation that ends point-based customer reward programs in retail stores

40 minutes plus 40 minutes only being 1 hour and 20 minutes doesn’t sit right with me

hold on lemme just hit every single pothole on the road real quick-

do you have repeating nightmares about missing the bus to school or are you normal

the neverending struggle of wanting to act like a young adult but being terrified of every step there is to accomplish that

im not a poet but if i was id write a poem about calamine lotion and how it smells like summer

wild how time zones work

say what you want about coldplay they make some good crying music