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WHO DID THIS
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
FUCK YOU
This is painful. Out of curiosity, does that mean that Steve is Lilo? If so, I need gif proof.
You mean like this? Or maybe this.
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE THE FUCK WHAT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THE WTHAT
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antoni: apparently you’ve never used salt before, so here’s a great recipe!
tan: you should wear more than one tshirt
karamo: maybe go outside! here’s some theatre tickets
jonathan: did u know you can trim your beard and also use moisturiser
bobby: I Spent Seven Days Renovating Your Entire Nasty, Unclean House For Almost No Thanks

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Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
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i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”
also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life
A geologic map of Canada made with rocks from each region

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bathtub cat strikes back
let me tell you about my cat.
She’s quite pretty and cute (that’s why she’s called Bajadera like the Croatian sweet cookie) and also quite old (about 11-13 cos she’s a rescue cat and we are not sure how really old she is. She might be 20 :P).
So she loved spending time in our bathtub. That was her absolutely fav place even if bathtub was old and ugly and I hated it. This July we had a major bathroom renovation and the bathtub had to go. Now we have a very nice, shiny shower.
Bajadera doesn’t like the shower (even if it’s so cool!).
But… she likes the new sink. My absolutely perfect, pretty, square sink I chose myself.
She probably thinks we put it in the bathroom especially for her…
You can just imagine how my absolutely perfect, pretty sink looks like after she eventually leaves it. Full of hair, bits of cat litter etc.
We tried everything:
Putting water in it? Bajadera was so happy, she loves water and getting wet (and then everything else at home was wet)
Putting some towels? She thought we gave her a new blanket.
I was getting desperate, because my absolutely perfect, pretty sink wasn’t THAT perfect anymore (also now washing hands is quite an adventure, because when you remove the cat from the sink, the cat is back there before you turn around and assists you with your washing).
So my mum said we should put something bigger in the sink. Maybe a ball?
We did it.
Then there was a 15 minutes drama
Bajadera was walking around and complaining VERY LOUDLY what she thinks of us.
But then… then she decided she cannot be the selfish cat. And maybe the ball also loves the sink?
And Bajadera decided to share
ANY OTHER IDEA HOW CAN I GET MY SINK BACK AND DON’T HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS IN THE SHOWER????!!!!
Get another sink.
Shoulda thought of that before you got rid of her bathtub.
Minor Application Telling Me To Reboot Computer After Being Installed Must Be Fucking Delusional
Heinrich is me. I do a lot of these. So do other people.

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Does everyone else see this sour gummies ad or does tumblr know me too well now
do you guys have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off