Cobalt Blue

Shoutout to Captain Boomerang because having your gimmick be throwing things and getting matched up against the dude that can outrun light seems like a pretty shit arrangement but you know he perseveres

reblog if you’re one of the LGBTs that stole the rainbow from God

I snorted.

“Women can’t appeal to real politics so let’s make it like they’re in a romantic relationship with the president because men and relationships are all they think about”

Another reason to love Kristen Schaal

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

ok a giraffe but… horse sized with a mario character extending from the ass

What?!!!

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word