Menagerie of Stupidity

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.

Also from "Oh I want those dice so bad, but...!" to "Oh that is too many dice." (After a more gradual ramp up from "Not enough dice to tempt me".)

This is the most magical thing I've ever seen

Looks kinda hungry to me, Probably should feed it soon.

I've given it water and fertilizer. Not sure what else I should try?

Maybe try talking to it I heard that sometimes that helps plants grow.

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

Looks kinda hungry to me, Probably should feed it soon.

go-karting

killing my friend

Deforestation and trafficking in exotic animals

Hacking the computer of a dude because I was bitter about him beating me in a hacking competition… who then hacked me back so he could flirt.

Leading a liberation against a tyrannical usurper of my mother’s country.

I hate you

Seemed pretty simple to me, so many people in the notes are at a total loss for which it might be though.

Imma come to California and kick ya

if you were a deity, what would you be the god of

I got agriculture and the home.