lordpiplup

Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

beautiful new song right at the start of the episode

CUTE CUTE CUTE WEDDING PREPARATION SEQUENCE

steven being positive as hell about everything

pearl tuxedo return

“lookin’ sharp”

amethyst looking like a rich cool dad + little dance with steven

PERIDOT’S YELLOW DRESS AND PINK SHOES AHHHHHH

SAPPHIRE IN A TUX AND RUBY IN A DRESS THIS IS SO VALID

“wedding commander? all flowers have been DEPLOYED”

ruby and sapphire’s wedding vows and the music in the background had me so weak

*sapphire’s ascension background while speaking*

“and sapphire, do you-” “yes”

THE KISS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MY GOD

jamie and dewey bonding over their sadness is the biggest mood ever

that moment of dread when blue and yellow show up

THE CLUSTER BEING THE BIGGEST TEAM PLAYER AND ARM-WRESTLING YD UHHH

“guess it’s time to work the ol’ Universe charm-” “NO!”

blue diamond looks so pretty and powerful in her angered art style

ROSE’S SWORD BEING BROKEN WHOOPS

garnet approaching blue diamond with a stronger than you rendition in the background

LAPIS RETURN ABABABBAHAHAHAHAH

“if they’re going to punish me like a crystal gem, i might as well be one” YES

*lapis withstands blue’s emotions* “i’ve felt worse” LAPIS IS SO FUCKING METAL HOLY SHIT

peridot representing everyone in the fandom when she asks blue diamond to fight her

bismuth and peridot are my fav combo oml

“heY, yELLOW CLOD, REMEMBER ME?”

steven having an out of body experience to communicate with everyone as so creative and amazing

steven giving everyone their condidence back made me so happy

“don’t forget about yourseLF PEARL-”

STEVEN COMMUNICATING WITH THE DIAMONDS AND RADIATING PINK’S AURA WAS SO POWERFUL I’M

“it’s you! pink!”

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE