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teathattast

Happy i will not let the rot consume me Saturday :)

frayeddreamer

Fun fact: If you say no the rot cannot legally consume you.

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bartdontlie

Sometimes I accidentally receive email intended for other people.

I try to be helpful.

(Meanwhile I haven’t replied to like the last six emails from actual family members. I’m the worst.)

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UPDATES!

Jules replied to thank me for pointing out her error. She regrets to inform me that they already have an officiant:

Then while attempting to send the wedding weekend accommodations email to the correct Ed she sent the original email to me again.

I’m still trying to help:

I haven’t heard from Jules since Friday so I suspect this is the end of our correspondence, but I’ll keep everyone posted.

bartdontlie

UPDATE! Pete and Jules’s big day is almost here!

It seemed like the right thing to do for all the joy they’ve brought us.

bartdontlie

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!

Pete and Jules sent me a thank you note!

Complete with a very nice note:

Aren’t they just the best? I should probably send them a thank you note to say thank you for the thank you note, shouldn’t I?

Of course I should.

bookoisseur

God I fucking love the internet.

louisegluckpdf

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

louisegluckpdf

you guys won't fucking believe this

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she explode my penuis till i-

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

escuerzoresucitado

American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

gunsandfireandshit

Bro WHAT

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secondlina

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

trashasaurusrex

a canon interaction between lin and blu in ffxiv

(based off of this video)

lesserkey

Emet-Selch/Hades

julls

Azem's magick 💫

The magick to summon the stars (or your spouse) to your side whenever you want!

windupiceheart

A Knight to Remember

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galewhaleshark

Heavensward AU where everything is exactly the same except the dragons are worm-on-a-string—or wyrm-on-a-string, if you will

galewhaleshark

@elizabethrobertajones omg please if you do I will be forever in your debt

elizabethrobertajones

I spent most of the day wondering how to convey that I'd stuck pipecleaner horns on him and then coming to post here, realised I'd forgotten to do anything about his wings but it is once again late and I've been thinking about this on and off for 24 hours so maybe it's time to stop :P

hikazio

Emet’s smirks make me feel a certain way

itsmeishmi

Gosh I still love Emet-Selch Stinky Rat Bastard

888beru

A lifetime lost

thearvxes

Estinien's worst nightmare

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