Lord of Winter

EVERYONE STAND FOR THE FAG 🫡🫡🫡

FLAG FLAG I MEANT FLAG

it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres

do not stand at my plate and snack. that shit's all mine. please give it back. i am the dozen hors that d'ouvre. i am the meatball's gentle curve. i am the cracker's butter crunch. i am a thousand grapes for lunch.

I am too tired to find it right now but when the scandal broke former White House intern Dmitri Krushnic wrote an op-ed for I think the Chicago Tribune, it was a major paper, in defense of Monica Lewinsky that said, essentially, "look, we all wanted to fuck Bill Clinton." And then later Mr. Krushnic became an actor, adopted the stage name Misha Collins, and was cast in the CW's Supernatural.

I swore I would never reblog another destiel meme after November 5th, 2024, but I'll make one exception.

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

It’s my honest pleasure, Charles, to aid you on this quest.

so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design

oh this was delightful

Sphere = the ideal shape for maximizing internal volume with minimum surface area, thus best shape for not lose heat. Sphere stay warm! Sticky outy bits get cold!!