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ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

so far from home came out today and i’ve already seen people telling spoilers so to avoid any more pain and help any of you in the futur here is what i do:

you can simply filter some tags

go on settings

and then general settings

go on filtering

and add tags you don’t want to see! (you can always delete them afterwards)

here is what i’ll look like:

you’re weLCOMED!!! REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

and please please please if you do spoil use #spoilers or something or give a warning in the post not only in the tags (or even better doN’t SpOiL AT ALL)

OH MY FUCKING GOD THERES AN IRON MAN CAR

ITS THE HYUNDAI KONA AND FUUUCK SOMEONE GET THIS FOR ME PLEASE

In no particular order…

Harry Potter

“There’s no need to call me Sir, Professor.”

Percy Jackson

“You, sir, are a ray of sunshine.”

Aaron Warner

“Idiots are highly flammable, love. Let them all burn in hell.”

Kaz Brekker

“I’m pragmatic. If I were cruel I’d give him a eulogy instead of a conversation.”

Rhysand

“As usual, your gratitude is overwhelming.”

Carswell Thorne

“Um, hi, I’m Carswell Thorne, a convicted criminal in your country. Have we met?”

Maxon Schreave

“If you don’t want me to be in love with you, you’re going to have to stop looking so lovely.”

Kenji Kishimoto

Nikolai Lantsov

“I prefer to think of myself as delightfully complex.”

Tyrion Lannister