Why do you want me to say my name?

being on ur period turns u into a small wounded animal who wants to find a secluded area (ur room) to die alone in unbothered

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

what is life? a never ending micromanagement hell?

there is a dish inmy sink :(

no offense but wouldn’t it be nice if we were older then we wouldn’t have to wait so long and wouldn’t it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

the difference is when you see a stupid take on tumblr it's usually from either a 14 year old or some 30 something year old shut-in. when you see a stupid take on twitter it's always like the governor of california or something

In completely unrelated news I’m tired of celebrity culture. I’m sick of hearing the hot takes on the Oscars. After an initial laugh the night of I do not care. I don’t want to see the James Corden or the SNl takes on it. Why are we still talking about all this shit and not the hooded pitohui

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means