“are u okay?” no i need more money

"you seem like you hate everything" I absolutely do we are living in utterly undignified times this shit is embarrassing at an existential level

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

stop everything and just look at this

early 2000′s self-care

sad? go buy a basil plant. you will still be sad but you’ll be able to make pesto in a couple months

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that