Carpe Cibum

update:

Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.

tired: eddie brock is a monsterfucker

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test