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you take that BACK

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“baking sheet?” holds so much weight

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Where’s the uncensored version?

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Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

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This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

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Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.

What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.

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wired: venom is a monsterfucker

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