Chamomile&Lavender

I feel this is really under-appreciated.

reminder that suicide is an important issue and your “soldiers are evil” political narrative is completely irrelevant and disgusting.

this makes me very uncomfortable

This would mess me up because I would reach for my face and see the wrong hand go up and just completely freak out

I need this as my bathroom mirror

creepy thing though, is that if you saw yourself in it for the first time. you wouldnt recognice yourself. human faces are asymmetrical and you’ve only seen your face reversed. so if you saw your face reversed the other way, you wouldnt recognize it anymore

toes

Why is there a coyote on a bus.

because they can’t drive

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

Valentine’s day card for me