had a title once

david karp, having made the best deal of his life:

No Career- was a carpenter. Then devoted the rest of his life to helping people

Never won a Grammy, VMA, or Golden Globe- Um, first of all they didn’t exist?… Second he was a missionary and prophet at the least, when was the last time a pope won a pop culture reward? Third, is that really what you judge someone’s worth by? So according to you Chris Brown is better than a Red Cross worker???

No tour + sold out stadiums - He did tour, going around the Middle East performing miracles and teaching; remember the story of the bread and fish? When they had not enough food to feed the crowd but made it work? Might not have been a stadium, but it was definitely full

Never wrote a song about being yourself- Well he wasn’t a singer so there’s that. But I’m pretty damn sure there’s a parable he told somewhere that said something similar

Never met Cher/No collab with Beyoncé- Maybe because they. Weren’t. Alive. Yet. Also he did meet them. In heaven. Before they were born.

Poor- And?? Once again that’s your judge of character? Their worth in pathetic materialistic worldly possessions? In fact I think Jesus was poor on purpose for that very reason.

Björk and Kylie Minogue, February 24 1998.

Photo courtesy: Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office, Oklahoma