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I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

I also protect @tree-detector, a honorary tree

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

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alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

keith-oficcal

@james-offical Brother, rally the troops

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@gaster-wd 💣︎✌︎✡︎ ✋︎ ☼︎☜︎✈︎🕆︎☜︎💧︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ✌︎💧︎💧︎✋︎💧︎❄︎✌︎☠︎👍︎☜︎

gaster-wd

I don’t see why not.

Keep reading

astracaedes

oh look a BEAAAAAAAAAAR

Keep reading

friendlyghostsandmonsters

@astracaedes, I read his post and immedietly remembered the time I did it before, on 25th Feb, and reblogged it from @halfmouse.

But, I’m doing this again, because

WHY NOT???

Who said I could only do this once??

Soooo….tags…

@crowningsarcasm @timothydrakeofficial @cobalt-draws-stuff @xoasong @passing-through-bd @jello-the-frog @entr0pye and. @halfmouse again, because absolutely why not?

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287k in less than a month!!!! We HAVE to

@alicepooryorik @kqinoras @bug-with-rock @queenpersephoneofficial @statixmoss

Again tagging whomever Tumblr suggests

Also @sillylilzebra @im-evaporating @oohyasumi @dchuntress @katarinaek @doeeyeddyke

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@anakasiatenggara @ship0ftheseus @otterducks @formulaparkolympian @lovelylunas-world @cherrybombe @bcollisons63 @paper-bag-yearning-syndrome @lady-inkmare @synthesixia @laurelwen @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @h0peinthebox @maxverstappcn

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@do-not-u-dare @rockyhatesmark @transqueerbitchlexi @the-had-matter09 @your-average-shit-poster @itsyaboi-eli @afterdarkafternight @depressionanddrama @darthfalafel @heartattackinblackdye @lesbianadhdchaos @moonlit-dragon-atlas

sorry if yall have already been tagged, I didn’t check. GET THIS POST TO 1M NOTES IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS

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@vincian4 @razzberry-smoothie @gdfuub @crimson-miz @caffeinated–trauma-ferret @regigigas-enjoyer @do-not-u-dare @anna-in-the-afterglow @pipewire-official @archangelofbaal @221lesbiandconfused @warmfuzz-ies @reallyisgarbage @gothobelix

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@lovely-mosspatch @anna-in-the-afterglow @the-aricher @rosemelodyshah @do-not-u-dare @cacti-official @lorax-official @no-one-offical