Practice Makes Perfect
Audrey perches near the phone, worrying her bottom lip as she wills the exam room door to open. The knob suddenly turned, the door jerked open, and Siegfried startles, seeing her there. Audrey straightened and reached for his arm, placing her hand on the sleeve of his white lab coat. âMr. Farnon,â she stepped towards him, âdo you have a moment?â
Siegfried turned fully towards her and nodded. âYouâre a man of science,â Audrey began.
Siegfried relaxed and smiled, âI like to think so.â
Audrey hesitates and then pushes through. âWell, Iâd like to conduct an experiment.â She stares down at the floor, taking a deep breath. She looks straight into his eyes, âbut I need your help.â She is losing her nerve, âwhen you have a moment.â
âOf course,â Siegfried motions to the open door. âI just so happen to have time now.â
Audrey meets his challenge by stepping through the doorway, Siegfried follows close behind. He shuts the door and locks it with a soft click. He moves toward the other door, âdo we need any special equipment?â he asks as he locks the second door, then moves to the third and final door of the exam room.
âNo,â Audrey is a little taken back by the locking of doors. âI think we have everything we need.â
Siegfried locks the last door, âwell, I am intrigued.â He is smiling at her now.
Audrey stares past him to the locked door. âOh that,â Siegfried is shaking his head, âJimmy is notorious for interrupting,â he explains. âI would assume your experiment is meant to be conducted in a controlled environment.â He raises an eyebrow, and she nods in agreement.
âYes, well I think we should begin then,â Audrey states firmly. Siegfried is leaning against the doorframe, his hands fidgeting with the buttons of his lab coat. Audrey steps forward, âplease come and stand here.â She indicates a spot not far from her. Siegfried complies, still fiddling with his button. Audrey steps closer, ânow stand still.â Siegfried stands a little straighter, but his fingers are still in motion. âStop that,â Audrey says a little more forcefully than she had intended. âHere,â she takes his hands into hers and places them on her waist.Â
Siegfriedâs eyes widen, âis the experiment starting?â He asks.
âYes,â Audrey settles before him, ânow shush.â She looks up at him, âplease,â she says softly. With that, she places a hand on each of Siegfriedâs shoulders. She lifts a little on her toes and presses her lips to his.
Siegfried remains motionless, More statue than human. Audrey slowly steps back, âoh.â She looks down at their feet. âNothing,â tears threaten to fall.
Siegfried comes back to himself, ânow wait.â He steps towards her, âany good experiment needs to be repeated several times to insure consistent results.â
Audrey looks up at him questioningly, âI didnât know that.â
âWell, you canât be expected to,â Siegfriedâs eyes twinkle at her. âThis is probably one of your first experiments.â
Audrey nods, âwell you are the scientist, after all.â Siegfriedâs chest puffs a little as he nods. Audrey presses on, âhow many times would you suggest we repeat?â Audrey is worrying her lower lip again.
âI would recommend a minimum of three test.â Siegfried is grinning from ear to ear, âfor the best data.â He places his hands back on Audreyâs hips. âThat should give us enough to properly analyses the results.â
Audreyâs hands return to his shoulders, âhere goes test number two.â She lifts onto her toes again and immediately registers Siegfrieds grip tightening on her hips. She presses her lips to his and they meld together. Startled Audrey loses her nerve and backs away quickly.
Siegfried steps back too but does not lose eye contact. âIâd like to catalog the results for this test,â Siegfried looks to Audrey for approval. She nods in relief. âI noticed a tightening of grip.â He looks for confirmation. Audrey subtly nods and looks down. âI also note a softening of lips,â Siegfried continues as he examines his buttons again. âMuch more malleable.â
Audreyâs head jerks up, ânot the word I would have used.â She is grinning now, âbut I agree.â She steps closer to him, âShall we go again?âÂ
He returns her smile. âFor the sake of science,â they say in unison. They are grinning at each other as they come together a third time. This one is soft, tender and lingering. Audrey relaxes into his arms, as Siegfrieds hand finds its way into the soft curls at the base of her neck. When they reluctantly separate, Siegfried whispers, âwould you like to give your analysis of the third test?â
Audrey leans into his shoulder, with a heavy breath she whispers, âperfect.â
Siegfried chuckles, ânot very scientific.â He sweeps her hair away from her face, âbut I have to agree.â He leans back as Audrey looks up at him, âand what did we learn from this series of experiments, Mrs. Hall?â
Audrey wraps her arms more tightly around him, âthat practice makes perfect.â
âI couldnât agree more Audrey.â He leans down and kisses her forehead. âI suggest we keep practicing.â
















