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It's not an open world game unless you can kill yourself in the first 10 minutes

#honks from the goose #Looking at all the games that won't let me jump off a bridge #suicide cw

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GEORGE: [ABRUPTLY, AFTER SILENCE] “I mean, I feel like I understand trans people.”

[JERRY STARES AT GEORGE FROM ACROSS THE TABLE IN CONFUSION AND DISBELIEF FOR SEVERAL SECONDS]

JERRY: “You understand trans people?”

GEORGE: “Is that so hard to believe?”

JERRY: “I find it hard to believe you understand yourself.”

GEORGE: “But that’s kind of my point, see. When one life isn’t working out, you can just try to find one that does. You’re doing your best as Danny, things aren’t going great… [GEORGE CLAPS HIS HANDS FOR EMPHASIS]… give it a second go as a Deborah.”

JERRY: “Like a do-over.”

GEORGE: “A do-over.”

JERRY: [PICKS UP COFFEE CUP] “I don’t think that’s what’s going on.” [DRINKS COFFEE]

GEORGE: [COMPLETELY IGNORING THIS] “And I get that. I really do. Because things have never worked out for George. George has never been able to stick the landing. But Georgina? [HE CHUCKLES CONFIDENTLY] Georgina’s going places.”

JERRY: “Georgina.”

GEORGE: “It’s a work in progress.”

JERRY: “Ya know, I think that the trans community is facing enough challenges without you being in the mix.”

GEORGE: “What, are you implying they’re too good for me?”

JERRY: “Not implying, no.”

tenochre

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

tenochre

community-sourced suggestions for the rōnin pervert (and, by extension, me) can broadly be sorted into three categories: 1: fetish that's mundane enough that it makes me realize just how far out of my circle this post has traveled 2: thing I'm already into 3: so esoteric that I feel blessed to have had your attention on my post for even a moment category 1:

category 2:

category 3:

nightporter1980

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

#Tell me you've never been poor without telling me LOL

druidquest

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

t-auto

were-ralph

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theprofessional-amateur

Quilt guild president: the summer quilt challenge. As you know it is the 250th anniversary-

Guild: -chilly silence-

President: so the challenge to you all is a quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current “democracy”

Guild: 👏👏👏

President: I know this bunch. I am sure you will come up with something spectacular, and it will probably get angrier as the summer progresses. Full quilt, mini quilt. Go wild, release some emotions.

theprofessional-amateur

How I spent my July 4th.

Appliqué almost done. Then onward to the background stitching

theprofessional-amateur

At the start I thought stitching “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” for the last quarter would be therapeutic

I was correct.

Close to finishing the top. Now I gotta figure out how I want to quilt it.

theprofessional-amateur

I have one more line of embroidery and I think it needs to be bolder and messier than I started it.

Hard to tell in this light, and without ironing it, that the embroidery does get gradually bolder as it goes. Two strands at the top versus 5 at the bottom (6 for the started to be redone final line).

Not bad for first time doing appliqué.

Still need to decide how I want to quilt it.

spin-the-wheel-polls

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

starrose17

#You randomly feel happy #Well that's fucking awesome

pansyfemme

when i was born they injected me with a big scary needle and made me have every mental illness ever and the only cure is music and weed and vibrators

worldofultimategaming

The World of Ultimate Gaming

#Ultrasound ear machine the weiner dog #This too is games

elisecairo

xsugarxglass

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD

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actually, do you girls have any more resources (books, articles, whatever) on how to live your life for yourself?

as in live your life instead of just passively passing the days, and doing the things you actually want to do for yourself instead of just trying to conform to others expectations of you?

laurasauras

Not sure if this is quite what you're after but Your Head Is a Houseboat and Doom and Bloom by Campbell Walker are really good for productive reflection that helps you process shit, find what's important to you, and take action, and I can't recommend them enough

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#his YouTube channel Struthless is also very good for this

do you have recommendations for any particular videos from him?

laurasauras

Yeah!

Transform Your Life In 100 Days

How to Find Your Direction In Life

A Chaotic Guide To Making Stuff Instead Of Doomscrolling

The Curse of the Country Song

That last one might even be the best because it's like actually demonstrating the techniques he uses for one of his own dreams.

Struthless is an ex-addict ADHDer who gives a shit about giving a shit, and he's just really good at cutting through all the noise of why we don't do things. He knows what it's like to fail and he knows how to turn it around and he knows how to shake off the fact that he's failed again so he can get back to turning it around. I find his frankness really reassuring, and I use his strategies literally all the time! I really hope they help 🧡

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thank you! <3

rambrandt-the-painter

3 hour long lizard painting!

you can look at the nsfw alt here

rambrandt-the-painter

have some close ups

lemonsweet

a-mel0n

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

rocktheholygrail

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

puppes

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