The Goose Is Loose

Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.

#mom threw them in the oven with the cookies to roast

that video of that dude in some video game who aggros a buncha tall white figures and then runs into a maze while fearfully singing california girls is so fucking good. i love it

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

The rare excellent piece of writing on AI

Organically sourced AITA reddit thread.

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

I had adream that jerma was in my house streaming like in a cage but I forgot to feed him any food so he starved

they should invent an enough that is enough

i can’t remember if i wrote this about ocd or money or buddhism or doom scrolling or self image or time or grief