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I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

Okay, look. Back in my day, we were warned about Otherrealm safety, right? Don't give your real name, don't make promises, pay attention to exact words, all of that. Yes, maybe people were being excessively paranoid, but also, we understood there are bad things out there. And these days, kids just put their full names on Faerbook? And tell the things with teeth where they live? I think we have gotten so comfortable with this stuff that we're raising an arcanely illiterate generation, that's what we're doing. Oh, and don't get me started on people relying on eyeless chattering constructs rather than actual scrying. I blame Big Thaum, I really do.

We've gotten so used to the trolls that we've forgotten that we shouldn't feed them!

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using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

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I hate da weeks leading up to Christmas the workshop gets fucked up. Another live execution today

getting really tired of going to craft markets and seeing 17 stands of ""homemade jewelry"" where the homemade part is attaching earring hooks to mass produced charms bought in bulk online. i think we've lost sight of the idea here folks

only the old head tumblr users remember the special genetic condition the site invented that gives you purple eyes and reall soft skin

bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon

CYST ON MY DICK FELL OFF! now its walking around the room. eat your heart out, Alphonse Elric, it's time for Cyst Man

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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Lowkey he is hot as fuck