It be like that sometimes

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

gritting my teeth and repeating my mantra "everyone my age who is going on bi-annual european vacations and own a lot of clothes are in crippling debt"

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

i bet being treated properly by your parents your whole life feels sooooo good

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style