I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
MAGIC POTATO GO!đĽ

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not to be a killjoy but it's still crazy to me that it's considered mean to be like "maybe you should read / play / watch the source material before creating fanworks and diving into the fandom" bc every time i see somebody going "i havent played disco elysium or know anything about it tbh but uwu here's harry and kim kissing" idk maybe you should engage with it. maybe you should play the anti-capitalist surrealist game where you investigate the murder of a mercenary who led the gang rape of a foreign girl and process that for a bit? and then you can do cutesy mlm or whatever idc. but like at the absolute bare minimum you should understand what the source material involves otherwise we get the phenomenon of people joining a dragon age server and wanting content warnings for like, mage racism. like it's fine to ship and transform the genre into whatever but if you arent comfortable with discussions of the actual source content itself then maybe the fandom isnt for you and a different one is. peace and love.
actual peace and love would involve letting anyone who wants to do things do them, without judgment.
I don't think there is anything unreasonable about the idea that if someone isn't comfortable with actual discussions of the source material they should probably not insert themselves into the fandom. And I struggle to see how this has anything to do with ableism as per your tags.
Well, when you demand a certain amount of effort to be input before you consider someone's creative work valid, that's ableist.
The issue at hand isn't one of the validity of transformative works (and I agree with you there that art doesn't derive meaning or validity from the amount of "effort" poured into it) but of fandom social dynamics and the very simple fact that people involved in a fandom will find people who have not engaged with the source material yet insist on inserting themselves into the fandom annoying. This user articulated it well imo and I'm tired right now:
đŹ 143  đ 5114  â¤ď¸ 8597 ¡ Given that people who don't know the source material often invade fandom spaces and then get Upset at us for talkin
Unfortunately it's still gatekeeping and still ableist.
I genuinely think it's neither of those things.
i show up to the Planes Enjoyer Convention to talk about how pretty planes are. to my shock i learn planes fly which is awful because i'm scared of heights.
despite me being very passionate, nobody wants to hear about my novel where i imagine planes as types of burrowing creatures. instead people tell me i don't seem very interested in planes or the Planes Enjoyer Convention. this is very mean and judgemental.
eventually i strike up a conversation with someone and they reveal that planes are sometimes used for wars, and they actually like historical "war planes". my heart sinks.
they seem surprised and suggest that i read up about planes. that's just unacceptable. i call them an ableist gatekeeper and protest as i mime being forcibly escorted out of the convention by the security guards i made up in my head.
Hi Mark, you have been so long with wizards, have you ever thought of leaving, and giving your mantle to younger minds.
if you do, please do not give it to a woke mind.
You do understand that "woke" just means thinks and cares about others. I sincerely hope my predecessor is "woke". I want them to think about how their design decisions affects everyone.
That said, I have no current plans of retiring, but sure one day. There are many talented designers I can hand off my mantle to.
Thinking about how I would write an adult Scooby-Doo series, because I think it can be done.
The first thing Iâd do is make the characters actually be adults. Still young, but adults, in the mid to late 20s range. Mystery Inc. is a private detective type business that they run together. In this universe, the supernatural/ghosts/etc are real, but not necessarily common, so when they take on a case, the culprit might be a person disguised as a monster, or it might actually be a real ghost. The stakes can be higher; sometimes a bad guy is legitimately trying to kill them. Sometimes the mystery theyâre trying to solve is a murder. Sometimes they actually get hurt on their cases.
Fred: the core of Fredâs character should be that heâs incredibly kind. Like, give a stranger the shirt off his back kind. The âFred canât talk to potential clients because he might take a case for free and we need to eatâ kind. Heâs an honest and good person and sometimes gets himself into trouble because he assumes other people are too. While heâs not very good at reading people or noticing ulterior motives, heâs brilliant when it comes to mechanical or engineering type stuff, so heâs the one who keeps the mystery machine running, builds their gadgets, and of course, designs the traps.
Daphne: she comes from old money, and her parents absolutely despise her life choices, to the point where they havenât officially disowned her, but they have basically cut her off, so she doesnât actually have access to any family money. Growing up wealthy has granted her a variety of skills, including speaking multiple languages, horseback riding, and fencing. Sheâs very into fashion and jewelry (even if she canât afford it anymore) and has extensive knowledge of both that can occasionally provide a vital clue in a case. And even though her parents have cut her off, Daphne still has a wide network of contacts she can ask for favors sometimes, because sheâs personable, and people tend to like her. Daphne is also very emotionally intelligent, and is usually the one who can spot when someone is lying to them.
Side note - I ship Fred and Daphne, so I think I would start them off as an established couple for this universe. Dating, engaged, married, I donât care. They are stupidly in love, ride or die for each other. Thereâs no will they, wonât they, no worries about cheating. They are in a healthy, happy, loving relationship, and no one (not even Daphneâs disapproving parents) are going to mess that up for them.
Velma: she is the forensics nerd who sometimes gets super excited about the wrong thing at the wrong time (âHe was mummified in seconds? Thatâs so cool!â âVelma! His wife is standing right there!â âOh. Sorry.â). Sheâs not purposely insensitive, she just gets laser focused on her work and forgets to filter herself sometimes. Sheâs also the one who can get so fixated on solving whatever mystery theyâre working on, sheâs willing to bend or maybe break laws. Is breaking and entering really so bad? Not if it gets them answers.
Shaggy: he is still the comic relief, but heâs the comic relief by being the only person in the group that actually has common sense. He manages the businessâs finances, heâs the only one who knows how to cook, and the others tease him for being a coward sometimes, but Shaggy maintains that if a ghost with an axe is coming for you, running is the only sensible option. He should also have a range of random knowledge that sounds useless, but sometimes saves the day (ex ventriloquism, origami, the history of spoons, etc).
Scooby: as this is a universe where supernatural creatures exist, Scooby is an ancient eldritch type being that took a shine to Shaggy when he was a kid, and took the form of a talking dog to befriend and hang out with him. Aside from the talking dog bit and not aging, he never uses his powers in a way that anyone notices. The audience is not told upfront that Scooby is an ancient eldritch being; it should slowly be hinted at throughout the series so the audience put it together, but the characters never realize it. Scooby genuinely considers Shaggy to be his best friend, and cares about the rest of the gang too.
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A message from a few of the trans staff at Tumblr & Automattic:
We want trans people, and LGBTQ+ people broadly, to feel welcome on Tumblr, in part because we as trans people at Tumblr and Automattic want it to be a space where we ourselves feel included. We want to feel like this is a platform that supports us and fights for our safety. Tumblr is made brighter and more vibrant by your presence, and the LGBTQ+ folks who help run it are fighting all the time for this, for you, internally.Â
A few days ago, Matt Mullenweg (the CEO of Automattic, Tumblrâs parent company) responded to a userâs ask about an account suspension in a way that negatively affected Tumblrâs LGBTQ+ community. We believe that Matt's response to this ask and his continued commentary has been unwarranted and harmful. Tumblr staff do not comment on moderation decisions as a matter of policy for a variety of reasonsâincluding the privacy of those involved, and the practicalities of moderating thousands of reports a day. The downside of this policy is that it is very easy for rumors and incorrect information about actions taken by our Trust & Safety team to spread unchecked. Given this, we want to clarify a few different pieces of this situation:
The reality of predstrogen's suspension was not accurately conveyed, and made it seem like we were reaching for opportunities to ban trans feminine people on the platform. This is not the case. The example comment shared in the post linked above does not meet our definition of a realistic threat of violence, and was not the deciding factor in the account suspension.
Matt thereafter failed to recognize the harm to the community as a result of this suspension. Matt does not speak on behalf of the LGBTQ+ people who help run Tumblr or Automattic, and we were not consulted in the construction of a response to these events.
Last year, the "mature" and "sexual themes" community labels were erroneously applied to some users' posts. An outside team of contractors tasked with applying community labels to posts were responsible for this larger trend of mislabeling trans-related content. When our Trust & Safety team discovered this issue (thanks largely to reports from the community), we removed the contracted teamâs ability to apply community labels and added more oversight to ensure it does not happen again. In the Staff post about this, LGBTQ+ staff pushed to be more transparent but were overruled by leadership. The termination of a contractor mentioned in the original ask response was for an unrelated incident which was incorrectly attributed to this case. We regret that the mislabeling ever happened, and the negative impact it has had on the trans community on Tumblr.Â
Transition timelines are not against our community guidelines, and werenât a factor considered by the moderation team when discussing suspensions and subsequent appeals. We do not take action against content that is related to transitioning or trans bodies unless it includes violations of the Community Guidelines.
When it comes to the experience of trans folks on Tumblr encountering transphobic content, and interacting with bigoted users, we understand and share your frustrations. Tumblrâs policies, and Automatticâs policies, are written to ensure freedom of speech and expression. We prohibit harassment as defined in our Community Guidelines, but we know that this policy falls short of protecting users from the wider scope of harmful speech often used against LGBTQ+ and other marginalized people.
Going forward, Tumblr is taking the following actions:
Prioritizing anti-harassment features that will empower users to more effectively protect themselves from harassment.
Building more internal tooling for us as Staff to proactively identify and mitigate instances of harassment.
Reviewing which of the tags frequently used by the trans community are blocked, and working to make them available next week.
Weâre sorry for how this all transpired, and weâre actively fighting to make our voices heard more and prevent something like this from happening again in the future. We know firsthand that having to deal with situations like this as a Tumblr user is difficult, particularly as a member of an already frequently targeted and harassed community. We know it will take time to regain your trust, and weâre going to put in the work to rebuild it.
We appreciate the space we have been given to express our concerns and dissent, and we are thankful that Mattâs (and Automatticâs) strong commitment to freedom of expression has facilitated it.
We will continue to fight to make Tumblr safe for us all.
â This statement was authored by multiple trans employees of Tumblr and Automattic.
This passes zero smell tests for corporate BS.
-No clear action plan for anti harassment tools beyond "prioritization"
-Alludes to a "real" reason for predstrogen's ban but doesn't elaborate
-Doesn't comment on the many of Matt's critics who were deleted en masse.
-No explanation of why there are still cisgender porn accounts everywhere.
-No actions to unban predstrogen, or the other affected trans woman users, not even a gesture that they can return. Nada.
You can't have your cake and eat it too. If you claim there are rumors and "misinformation", then prove it with evidence. If you support the trans community, then reverse the wrongful bans and deletions.
-This statement was authored by a trans user of Tumblr who's concerns have not been addressed.
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Iâm happy there are trans and queer staff at tumblr, but you cannot just say âweâre trans and think this is okayâ and miraculously the issue goes away. Youâre still a part of the problem.
Matt shouldnât be the CEO if heâs going to act like a child and ban people for being mean to him. Actively threatening someoneâs life is one thing, but banning someone for saying âI hope he gets run over by a car with hammers on itâ (paraphrasing, I canât remember what the original post was) is not the same as saying âIâm going to find you and run you over; I know where you liveâ with actual evidence of a real threat. And, frankly, you look like a little bitch for being that offended by something that was meant to express anger but with a little bit of silly. People get anon hate MUCH worse than that and those users still havenât been banned đ¤
Itâs interesting how tumblr is usually the place where we can say things youâd normally get banned for on TikTok and the like. We can talk about how we wanted the queen to die and say the same about Charles and Trump, etc, but the moment you criticize staff in this way, itâs no longer okay and results in a ban?
Why isnât predstogren being reactivated?
What did she do to warrant a ban if it wasnât the car with hammers thing?
Why on earth did this all start out over a comparison picture of herself before and after starting HRT?
You cannot say âweâre sowwy đĽşâ and then continue to do nothing to make it better. If you want to support the trans community that youâre a part of, then BE SUPPORTIVE. Do something about the terfs on this website. Maybe do a mass ban of them instead of the trans people on this site, especially because the terfs are the ones actively preaching hate and violence against people just living their lives as who they are and what makes them happy.
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infatuated with weird trans girls. rb if you're also a weird trans girl
This site anytime a trans woman opens her mouth
Like oh did a trans woman make an egg joke? Did she say she didn't like femboys? Did she point out that your favorite crossdressing streamer actually isn't playing "5 dimensional gender chess" but actually makes content where he goes on Omegle, flirts with het dudes, and then drops the voice acting to go "SUPRISE IM A GUY!"?
Then it's time to pull out the weary, the forsaken, the downtrodden, the maligned, the OPUHRESSED gender non-conforming cis man! Whose femboy gender identity is comparable to being a trans woman and is so queer that they don't even have to be queer to be queer! It's in fact time to posit that femboys and trans women are closer than the trans women want to admit.
Unless of course you're reacting to a trans woman making the aforementioned egg joke. Then you must act disgusted and appalled that she would dare to imply that maybe they might be trans or trans adjacent or anything that's not the capital C Cis+ which, reminder, is the queerest gender there is. You must decry trans women for pushing the societal expectation that any man who even so much as looks at a skirt to immediately come out as trans which by the way doesn't echo the anti-trans conspiracy theory that "woke" teachers are forcing gender non-conforming children to transition. No no obviously trans women making egg jokes are just as bad as the bigots attempting to force them to detransition.
It's "let men be feminine" which as we all know trans women are the gatekeepers of femininity. It's trans women who are the sole oppressors of GNC men. Like when they reclaim transmisoginistic caricatures that have already been claimed as "femboy icons" by *GASP* head cannoning them as trans! They're stealing femboy representation! Heaven forbid the creator legitimizes the transness of their beloved traps. Which as we all know is a slur against GNC men and not a porn category that dehumanizes trans women and gets slapped on any transfem artwork on any site that allows for community recommendation of tags/labels. It's not like it literally started on 4chan with chuds going "haha ur gay" jokes about being attracted to Bridget. Who by the way still has the femboy community are still pissing their panties on reddit about the BETRAYAL of her trans confirmation.
Do you not see how trans women oppress gender non-conforming cis men and should be held personally responsible for coddling their precious fee fees! Do you not see how the one group that reaps the most benefits from transmisoginy, who gets fame and wealth for presenting as fem while assuring everyone that they should not worry for they are still cis, do you not see how they are actually the most affected by transmisogy? And how that makes any trans woman using TME/TMA a savage infighter who seeks to divide our community?
Surely you must think of the GNC cis men!

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Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest âNOT IN HEBREW IT DOESNâTâ as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.
WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC
Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say âforbidden.â Hereâs the thing:
1) The word translated as âforbiddenâ is âtoevah.â While that translation isnât ⌠wrong, itâs sort of like saying âMcMansionâ means âreally big house.â There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we ⌠sort of ⌠donât know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say âso, look around, see your neighbors? DONâT DO THAT.â Thus, if we interpret âtoevahâ to mean something thatâs forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dogâitâs saying you shouldnât have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.
2) Following the same âthis is ritually forbiddenâ logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as âdonât do sex magic,â which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.
3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the âmenâ in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isnât the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutiveâthat is, that the verse should be read as âa man should not lie with a boy.â Now, itâs worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like âyeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.â
Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say âancient Greeceâ was happening.
Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we donât know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first pointââsee your neighbors? DONâT DO THAT,â if this verse is interpreted to say âa man should not lie with a boy,â then itâs pretty clearly âmy dudes, my fellows, my lads, donât be fucking pedophiles.â
4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, itâs also possible that âshould not lie with a man as with a womanâ is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldnât have sex with another man in a womanâs bed. In the time period, a womanâs bed was sort of likeâthat was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, youâre violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean âdonât sexually violate a womanâs safety and modesty.â 5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which womanâs bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wifeâs. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so onâthus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).
So youâll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces âbeing gay is wrong, all of the timeâ. (Youâll also notice the word âabominationâ is nowhere to be found. Thatâs like ⌠a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)
Apparently tumblr mobile doesnât want to show @prismatic-bell âs long and in-depth essay, so hereâs the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:
Much appreciated.
I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit
âŚI sadly have more bullshit to report.
âremoved for violating guidelinesâ, EVERY screenshot.
âŚgoddamnit
Letâs try this again
I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold.
Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isnât the only Jewish post of mine thatâs mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!
what the FUCK??? WHICH community guidelines would an analysis of the Old Testament violate??
unless tumblr staff is just removing images that get reported a bunch of times
Never not gonna reblog
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tbh i don't really get why we divide the oceans into different oceans because they're all connected it's the same ocean
no metaphor here just pure confusion...is there a line where one ocean stops and another begins? or is it like a smooth gradient of percentages of one ocean shading into another ocean?
Yes, there is a line. There are confluences you can see and touch and they are NOT subtle in the slightest.
That's the Atlantic and the Caribbean on a particularly pronounced day.
This is the Indian and the Pacific. It's not always this obvious everywhere but the dividing lines are very much there.
Oceans have their own properties as far as temperature and salinity and unless something like a storm or a current forces them to mix they won't. Mostly this applies to vertical mixing and it gives you things like thermoclines and haloclines but water is wierd and won't mix horizontally either.
The ocean basins tend to have their own currents that go in a circle and define that ocean, and those patterns mix the water within that ocean. Like a washing machine.
The Caribbean has a little loop of its own that not on this map, but that current keeps that ocean pretty internally consistent. It's got clear warm water because of the shallow bowl of limestone sand it sits in. Where it meets the Atlantic with wildly different conditions the water is traveling in opposite directions, and it acts kind of like an oncoming lane of highway traffic. Species that have adapted to a narrow band of temperatures and salinities (most fish) can't cross, while species with a stronger homeostasis hang out there on purpose, (marine mammals, turtles, sharks). Plankton, that cannot control their horizontal movement in the water column, are held in their home territories by these barriers.
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This is, just not how and why oceans are defined. The clear confluences thing is entirely made up for headlines.
And while the ocean gyres are real, as far as i know they are not self contained. Theres many large ocean currents that mix water between the different gyres and a whole global cycle of cold/warm water. I wish i had my old geography textbook on hand rn cuz I only remember parts of this.
Also not to mention people named and defined these seas way before we were studying ocean gyres and temperature/salinity gradients. Headspace hotel is right to ask bc it is an arbitrary line like all labels for the natural world and that's fine! Sometimes we just need to be able to say "the pacific" or "the atlantic" because there are important differences and reasons to differentiate them.
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Sometimes I see where other people are at with their WOLs and I'm like maybe I should play final fantasy 14 and then I remember mmorpgs are the devil and that I will never grind my way through all the content that is out in 2023. Sad!
FFXIV is the most "single player jrpg" mmo ever made and that's the only reason I play it. You can absolutely just ignore 99% of the Content and play through the main story with whatever jobs you like. Heck, they let you go through most of it with a party of NPCs if you want (though things like certain raids provide extra context for the story and require you to queue).
"You can totally skip 99% of the game" isn't much of a selling point I gotta say
I think "you can skip 99% of the game" isn't an accurate statement, it's more accurate to say it's an extremely solid JRPG with a lot of extra content
I think the best way to explain XIV is that it's a game that you can play for a very very VERY long time but you can also take your time and digest it at your own pace. It's not designed to eat your sub money every month, the developers have outright said "hey, get what you want out of our game, no matter how long you sub"
There's a *lot* of content in the game if you're invested, but the base game (The main story) is wonderful and more than enough of a game to satisfy. There's no grind if you don't want to engage in that.
There's an entire hub dedicated to mini games, there's a roguelite dungeon mode, there's boss fights, there's high-tier raiding and it's all built around a super solid story!
(also as of today, they just made the second expansion free so you can literally play through half of the game absolutely free and they put very little restrictions on what you can do for a free trial)
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fuck it, i never ever do those âreblog for X, this one really works!â posts, but this one doesnât have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesnât even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love