Random Character Traits!!! Part 13
β‘ Has extremely specific feelings about which bowl is the correct bowl for cereal
β‘ Orders the same thing at every restaurant but likes to look at the menu anyway
β‘ Eats the least popular chip in the bag last as a sign of respect
β‘ Considers 'there's food at home' a threat and also a lie
β‘ Will not eat food if it is touching other food. This is non-negotiable
β‘ Has a hierarchy of which part of the meal gets eaten first and it is sacred
β‘ Gets unreasonably excited about a specific snack they hadn't thought about in years
β‘ Describes everything they eat as 'actually not that bad' even if they love it
β‘ Stress eats for five minutes then stops and sits with what they've done
β‘ Refuses to share food but will eat from your plate without asking
β‘ Has a complicated emotional relationship with leftovers
β‘ Rates every meal they eat internally and sometimes out loud by accident
β‘ Gets offended when someone doesn't like their food recommendation
β‘ Eats cereal at 10 PM and calls it dinner with full confidence
β‘ Uses 'I already ate' loosely and creatively
β‘ Insists on cooking but cannot follow a recipe without going off-script
β‘ Has a backup snack for the backup snack, always
β‘ Considers the crust of bread to be optional every single time
β‘ Will eat a whole meal just to get to the dessert they already had in mind
β‘ Orders something new and then immediately regrets not getting the usual
β‘ Negotiates which half of a thing they want before splitting it
β‘ Saves 'the best bite' for last and then feels sad when it's gone
β‘ Gets personally victimized when a restaurant discontinues their go-to order
β‘ Smells every food before eating it. Every single food. No exceptions
β‘ Eats the filling out of the thing and leaves the outside with no remorse
β‘ Calls any meal before noon 'breakfast' regardless of what it is
β‘ Has very specific feelings about ice levels in drinks
β‘ Eats something so fast that they're hungry again before they've even processed it
β‘ Asks what's in a dish and then orders it anyway if it sounds good
β‘ Has declared a specific combination of foods their 'comfort meal' and it is deeply unhinged