I Love...

So today in Design class the teacher asked if I would demonstrate how to cut a piece of wood at a certain angle and a girl in my class said “Zoe’s great at cutting! You should see her wrist” before I could even react the really quiet girl in my class got out of her seat punched the girl in the face without even saying a word.

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

and sometimes im just that random guy who has no idea what the fuck is going on

Old R5 TV - Episode 9: THE CABIN

we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to hunt and eat and live a certain way and now we all are forced to live in cement buildings and sit at ur job from 9-5 and u wonder why everyone seems to have a psychological disorder

why else would you buy a cheese quesadilla 

BYE

game over

everyone can go home, this wins everything

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

This is pretty much me in the shower

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.