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todays bird
Show & Tell

Origami Around

Product Placement
RMH
d e v o n

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor


shark vs the universe
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
macklin celebrini has autism

I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.

gracie abrams
Sweet Seals For You, Always

PR's Tumblrdome
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

seen from Netherlands
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spoiler alert: he ended up developing a false sense of security.
when you get an ao3.org comment where someone quotes fic lines back to you?? unparalleled. brain exploding. best feeling in the world

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fascinated by this quora thread positing the bruce springsteen gay multiverse
taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show
nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF
carpet imprints
knowing when not to open the comments is a skill
internet soft skills
not opening the comments
letting people be wrong
letting people be wrong about YOU
letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)
knowing when your input isn't needed
spotting bot comments
block button
blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them
"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up
Is this something?
Reverse Angel AU

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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow
i don’t think you understand i totally thought we were gonna die locked up in this castle but this fucking genius was like “im going to invent a way for humans to fly”. shout out to my dad he’s a real one fr
LMAOOO this dude told me to be careful as he affixed the wings to my back…..dad no offense but you just invented flying and we have to go high enough to avoid the king’s archers. soo
HOOOOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM SO AFRAID. THE GROUND IS SO FAR. HOW DO BIRDS DO THIS. OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS
it’s so beautiful up here
i don’t like seeing the ground. i’m going higher
it’s cold and i can’t see anything. not sure if that’s better or worse
by zeus….what is that thing…….it’s as bright as the sun and twice as warm
the gods look truly down on me this day…apollo calls to me from his chariot of fire. a mere mortal. he must think my flight such a wondrous feat
i don’t understand why but he’s coming closer. he is not supposed to stray from his path, lest the sun fall from the sky. why does he look so anguished to see me?
oh. i am in his path
it’s so hot…was it this hard to fly before? maybe i’m tired
the wax
he really does look like the sun…the light emanates from his fingers, his hair, his skin. he means to catch me. i reach for him
his skin burns. i cannot hold on
i slip through his fingers.
it takes a really long time to fall from the sky. longer than i thought
i wonder if he cried for me
i pray to him just in case. i am grateful he tried. my palms are red and cracked from where they touched divinity. the ground does not look any closer than it was
i have not seen my father since we took flight…i hope he escaped. i hope he will not witness this. i wish i could tell him how joyful these wings made me before the wax melted
i do not regret it. i have seen with my own eyes what others will only dream of
i am not afraid
i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am afraid i am afraid i am afraid
please please please please please pleaseplease
the gods will not save me. i suppose this is a lesson in hubris. i am forever a flightless thing
please please please i have no coin for the ferryman if i am to die now i will never reach the realm of hades please turn me into a bird any bird or a bug or something anything please please pleasepleaseplease
I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM N
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
[Vol 1. Part 1] mysterious next door neighbors~
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Grace and Simon chilling in the biodome along the water:
Wilford: Howdy little brother!!!!
Simon&Grace: *screams*
Wilford: calm down, it’s just me!!!! Your spectacular, gorgeous, show stopping older brother!! And oooOOOoOO who do we have here! Did little Simon make a friend! Or something more!
Grace: um hi Simon’s brother, I’m Dr. Ryland Grace it’s nice to meet you?
Simon: we are NOT related! And before you ask no I’m not sharing Ryland with you!
Wilford: :(((( well I didn’t wanted him anyway! Because….because….I have my own!!
Simon: : >:( oh yeah?? Where is he then?
Wilford: he…he…. Goes to another universe!
Simon: right….
Wilford: RIGHT! And he not a NERD like your boyfriend, he’s cool like me!!
Simon: sure. And what does your boyfriend do then?
Wilford: Ummmmm his job is… *looks around* BEACH!
Simon: his job is…beach?
Wilford: YES!!! and and and… he is PINK like ME!!
Simon: Oookay. Whatever you say…
Wilford: yeah! Whatever I say! And I’m going to go hang out with him instead of you losers right now! *disappears into confetti*
Grace: he seems…Nice?
Simon: fuck I hope he doesn’t come back
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Months later…
Wilford: behold my boy toy!
Ken: hello!!! I’m Ken, and my job is beach!!
Simon&Grace: …
Grace*whisptering*: why does he look like me?
Simon: I ask myself that everyday.
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I had this idea after reading this post by @johnknowswhathedid lol:
Simon experinces the comic horrors
Wilford is the cosmic horror
💬 4 🔁 25 ❤️ 118 · Clearing up a common misunderstanding. For the people. Simon Iron Lung: From a cosmic horror Wilford "Motherloving" Wa

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A pretty bad day, Grace
good evening bloodmary fandom, this song is so painfully Simon abt Ryland to me I've come to offer it to the ravenous horde here on tumblr