âLooks like ahâve missed out on a lot while ah was gone.â
âBoy have ya! Loganâs back or something! Weâve got Celestials trying to doom us and worst of all! Colossus grew his beard back! Iâm mean dude its not a good look when youâre the shiny smooth dude!â Â
ââŚYou wanna run that by me again, sugah?â
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âWell like you said, Rogue. You have definitely missed out on a lot of stuff. But donât worry thereâs like a ton of fun stuff happening now! Where have you been anyway?â Wade raised a eyebrow at her.
âHow do I know itâs really you?â
âAh need you to backtrack to this âCelestialâ nonsense. And ahâm not sure how to take Logan being alive since ahâm sure heâs difficult to killâŚ.And ah donât even want to ask about that last one.â She rubs her hand over the bridge of her nose and pauses to raise an eyebrow at Wade.
âYâall wanna test it out?â She holds up her bare hand.
âWow youâve really been out of the loop, yeah thereâs been sightings of Celestials trying to annihilate us, something to do with some weird prophecy. So weird this shit doesnât happen at any other planet!â Wade smiled, and took his glove off.  âAlright, but if its your blueberry of a stepmom under there, Iâm returning the favor she gave me between the 3rd and 4th rib.â He slowly grasped her handâŚ
The purposeful zap she sent through him, stealing his energy and some of his lessâŚ.savory memories; was in retaliation for the comment on Mystique.Â
âYou realize ah dislike her probably more than you dââŚ.Did you seriously buy a dozen pink thongs because they make your uniform look better?â She gave him a flat âI am so doneâ stare. âNo one can see the color, Wade.â
She shook her head, realizing she was getting as easily distracted as he did. Great.
âNow thenâ do you have any more information on these celestials?â
Wade had to put his hands on his knees to steady himself after Rogue took hold. âFirst of all, donât judge me on what I hold my stuff back with! Iâm a fighter I gotta throw legs as well as fists and thongs are the less intrusive when using a round house! Though I am curious what Rogue rocks under her combat Peter Pan getupâŚâ
Rolling her eyes- really she had no desire to know that much- she stepped closer to him, smirking and reaching a fingertip down to tilt his chin up. As she did, she leaned down closer to his face, making sure to give him an excellent view of her cleavage.
âAh seem to recall a very pleasing make out session, followed by a certain âmerc with a mouthâ basically calling it off before we could even figure out what we wereâŚ.So ah doubt very much you want to know whatâs underneath here, sugah.â
âCâmon, it was a weird time! We just beat Red Skull, shared an amazing smooch, easily top 3 on my list and then fucking WONDER MAN POPS OUT OF YOU like some ionic fucking babysitter, youâre passed out by the way so that in turn makes me look like a fucking creeper. So yeah kind of killed the moodâŚâ He fought as much as he could not to notice her ever-visible curves before finally giving them a glance.
Oh, she noticed him looking.
Hook, Line and Sinker.
âAh wonât deny things got a lil....crazy, and fast.â She huffed and crossed her arms, standing up straight again. âBut be real Wade- when are our lives ever ânormalâ? And ah can guarantee you were a creeper way before that.â the corner of her mouth twitches playfully.
