Usual Fee, Dick and Fart Jokes Are Extra.

No YOU live in a society, I’VE got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

i think what morbius needs is a third cinematic release. that will make it successful

I know it’s boring and square to deconstruct a joke, but Morbius was great fun, both Matt Smith & Jared Leto were excellent, and if half the people watched it that were dunking on it, they’d see it was quality.

Saw a post about villains who love their wives but also villains who love their husbands and that made me think of a lady villain who is big bad and terrifying and meanwhile her husband is just this pathetic man. Just a sad wet kitten of a man. He probably wears sweater vests and big glasses. And she LOVES him. That is the love of her life. A McDonald’s is on a fire because he asked for no pickles and they didn’t listen damnit. She would kill for this absolute fucking loser. The wind could knock him over but it’s okay because she’ll be there to catch him.

this is so fucking funny

“aim the drill at the ground and turn it on”

I’m in a my vet’s parking lot CACKLING at this non stop litany of logic issues

@carnalreincarnated hilarious, but I still love the film

Stupid movies are the best. I’m here to have fun, not be subjected to shit that makes sense.

Oh Doreen. “Hang on, gotta put on my cute headband before I can do hero shit!”