the smiling grinner

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

i can do the frug🕺i can do the robocop 🤖👮 i can do the freddie 🙆 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 and i can hate your girl 💔👧 i can tell you that she's real pretty 💅 i can take my clothes off 👕👖🚫 i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ and i can do the frug🕺i can do the robocop 🤖👮 i can do the freddie 🙆 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 (she cannot do the smurf ❌💃) and i can watch tv 👀📺 i can shuffle🃏off to buffalo 🦬 i can do a backbend 🤸‍♀️ i will not call you back ❌📞 and i can start a book 📖 i can make some mac and cheese 🍝🧀 i can sleep twelve hours 🛌 you'll never see my eyes ❌👁️👁️ and i can do the frug🕺i can do the robocop 🤖👮 i can do the freddie 🙆 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 (she cannot do the smurf ❌💃) and i can hate your girl 💔👧 i can tell you that she's real pretty 💅 i can take my clothes off 👕👖🚫 i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ you'll never see my eyes ❌👁️👁️i will not call you back ❌📞 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ i'll never fall in love ❌❤️❌ i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ and i can do the frug🕺i can do the robocop 🤖👮 i can do the freddie 🙆 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 (she cannot do the smurf ❌💃)

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing