Hell If I Know

me putting $10 of gas in my car: drink up you stupid bitch

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE

the actual plot to three completely separate buffy episodes

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

i feel like this is older than me

Wow Look at this relic

only true internet oldsters remember

not to b #depressin but my entire life is becoming just a huge blur n i honestly cannot remember like literally…anything for shit lmao

*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today