please do not the cat

"Your online friends won't know that you'll be gone forever and that will make them worried and sad"

-anonymous

PORTAL FANART? IN 2026???

How I got this done in a few hours idk

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Is this some weird fantasy all directors have of pinning Ryan Gosling to the floor on his front by other men?

Bonus love:

Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.

BloodyMary comic based on "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't