to understand the nature of a thing you must take

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

A++ addition

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

…perfect

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

in june we are letting go of everything that's been unnecessarily holding us back and being our best selves, only looking into our souls for guidance

Direct action and community support! This is the future and now that we want. What a wholesome story. I hope they get a little more security in the future

this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten

A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.

Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.

rent shouldn't exist as a concept but also all rent should be rent-to-own

like if i must pay to inhabit a space then at the very fucking least i should be paying toward ownership of the space i inhabit. paying some leech more than half my wages for housing that i have no stake in other than my immediate survival and from which i'll eventually walk away from or just die in with nothing to show for but the sunk cost of my livelihood is unconscionable

great example of shutting down a personal question in a cute manner lol

great choice by our ancestors to domesticate dogs & cats they really made the right move on that one

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

me: *eats absolute trash all day but drinks a lot of water* me: being healthy is a lifestyle :)