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date someone who makes you feel like concerts do

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

This. Completely this.

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

me in calculus class: what in integration

I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

teach your sons emotional intelligence

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

A Parks and Rec revival called Parks and Rebellion in which Leslie Knope wages war against the Trump administration via all the national park Twitter accounts.