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toxicroyjamie

Liked a royjamie edit on TikTok and halfway through the video the song randomly cuts off and is replaced by AI Roy Kent voice singing the lyrics…..like oh okay let me take my like back actually….😭😭😭!!!!!!

linnyb1234

Between liking too much World Cup stuff and also liking stuff about boys kissing I have inadvertently created a tik tok algorithm that is mostly ai videos of footballers kissing each other.

It makes me think Roy would see ai gens of him and Jamie making out and would be infuriated and march onto the pitch after a win and kiss Jamie full on the mouth then do a press conference like, “now you don’t need that ai slop, do you know how bad that shit is for the environment??” And an indignant Jamie yelling, “you tongue kissed me on tv for the environment?! That’s…actually, that’s pretty hot.”

#he makes the press sit through a PowerPoint #pheobe helped him make it #Roy Kent:environmentalist #Jamie Tartt #Ted lasso #Roy Kent #Brett Goldstein #phil dunster #World Cup

The bellhouse blessing us on this fine day.

#King Arthur couldn’t pull him outta me #Brett and mo try new things #comedy #the bellhouse #brett goldstein #stand up #mo welch #roy kent #ted lasso

I am so romantic about this cast. sigh. And when you remember that Brett playing this character was Jason’s idea and Bill Lawrence didn’t want him to do it and Brett had so many doubts about it and now he’s got an Emmy nomination it’s so romantic ugh.

#brett goldstein #shrinking apple tv #comedy #michael urie #jason segel #jessica williams

Roy can’t figure out why he keeps popping up on the Hot Dudes Reading insta until he figures out it’s Jamie that keeps sending the pictures in.

#Roy: I know it’s you Jamie #Jamie: you can’t prove nothin’.#Roy: the picture is is in our house. where we live.#brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso #jamie tartt

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roykentsdirtyjersey

i think i may have a little bit of a problem… idk guys you tell me

linnyb1234

I mean define problem

#brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso #comedy

Jamie just trying to do what Roy did for him at Wembley. Roy willing to give comfort but can’t accept it. Because he believes in his heart he’s toxic and doesn’t deserve it from Jamie or Keeley or Phoebe or anyone.

#he’s just a baby #brett goldstein #I’m stuck at work today when the general public assumes WE ARE CLOSED because everyone else is #so you get drafts #roy kent #ted lasso #jamie tartt

I can’t figure out how to reblog with a video don’t look at me I’m not to be perceived right now.

ANYWAY These made me think of this, him describing his brain as being ‘on fire’ but there IS a catchy song so it’s fine then and also casually confirming he’s probably got at least some form of adhd.

#brett goldstein #adhd #perfect day podcast #actually adhd #adhd problems #roy kent #ted lasso #comedy #podcast #jessica knappett

#brett goldstein #comedy #stand up #bellhouseny

These are the exact same character I will not be taking questions at this time.

#grumpy guy learns to be better through the power of love and family #I just realized my childhood crush is the same as my grown up crush #Jamie is Michelangelo shut up #Roy Kent #Ted lasso #tmnt raphael #tmnt #brett goldstein

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roy Kent

thank uu for the ask :D, Big Man Roy Kent!

Realistic headcanon: He hates having to work on himself, but he refuses not to when someone points out a genuine flaw that he can recognize as true. Very much 'i dont wanna do this' 'u dont have to' 'no, im gonna'. Like as a footballer, he must be used to getting critique he doesn't want to hear but knows they're right anyway, so he does something about it, because that's how you become the best. Roy likes being the best. He's never not the best. So he takes that with him to his day to day life as well. He'll complain the whole time and hate every moment, but he will improve. He can't not improve. He's Roy Fucking Kent.

Playing pretend headcanon: He has done drag once. I don't know why or in what context, but he has been put in drag and gone out on the town and no one recognized him and he will take it to his grave (he won't, Jamie and Keeley will get it out of him. There are pictures.) It was probably with the yoga mums,

linnyb1234

My headcannon: Roy Kent on MDMA will literally agree to anything. Any. Thing.

schrijverr

Omg yessss, sleazy party era Roy totally wouldddddd. Do we think he kept his look mostly in tact or do we think that with his addled brain he agrees to go all in and wakes up somewhere weird the next day shaved entirely from beard to toes? Showing up to training unrecognizable and daring anyone to say shit and hiding from the paps until it has grown back xp

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His stoned ass gets in a minor slap fight with Maureen when she goes for the beard, but they manage to shave his arms and chest incredibly quickly (Janice used to help sheer sheep on her fathers farm before she married an investment baker) and they wrestle him into something pretty and make him up (‘leave his lashes the fuck alone, they’re already perfect’) and he cries a little when they tell him how good he looks. Just a little.

He misses practice and a fucking match because he can’t stop itching when it starts to grow back in.

Alternatively: He’s 18 years old. His first promo shoot the photographer tells him to take his shirt off then spends several seconds gaping at the carpet of hair that covers his upper body. “Is there a fucking problem?” “N—no. It’s…natural, innit?” “Well it’s not a fucking wig.”

#what even is this #roy kent #yoga moms #roy kent headcanon

schrijverr

roy Kent

thank uu for the ask :D, Big Man Roy Kent!

Realistic headcanon: He hates having to work on himself, but he refuses not to when someone points out a genuine flaw that he can recognize as true. Very much 'i dont wanna do this' 'u dont have to' 'no, im gonna'. Like as a footballer, he must be used to getting critique he doesn't want to hear but knows they're right anyway, so he does something about it, because that's how you become the best. Roy likes being the best. He's never not the best. So he takes that with him to his day to day life as well. He'll complain the whole time and hate every moment, but he will improve. He can't not improve. He's Roy Fucking Kent.

Playing pretend headcanon: He has done drag once. I don't know why or in what context, but he has been put in drag and gone out on the town and no one recognized him and he will take it to his grave (he won't, Jamie and Keeley will get it out of him. There are pictures.) It was probably with the yoga mums,

linnyb1234

My headcannon: Roy Kent on MDMA will literally agree to anything. Any. Thing.

#he’s so fucking pretty #brett goldstein #Roy Kent

Thank you Mo Welch and Brett Goldstein for this new vocal stim that’s never ever ever going away now. Truly my life is ruined.

Also his Cookie Monster is perfect. No notes. I need it on a shirt.

#brett goldstein #mo welch #roy kent #ted lasso #comedy #stand up #pbs #drawing room #drawing #art #cookie monster

I don’t believe I’ve ever heard Brett make a noise as high pitched as the embarrassed squeak that comes out around 33 seconds in.

#he’s not wrong about any of this #James Acaster is one of us #proper hairy chest #longer version on tik tok #brett goldstein #james acaster #roy kent #ted lasso #films to be buried with

I JUST realized I posted this A YEAR AGO:

Tell me I don’t know my man.

The way she yells “NOT NANDO’S” she’s so sick of his shit lmao.

#Maybe you’re shitting yourself because you ordered a WHOLE HOT CHICKEN Brett #brett goldstein #jennifer lopez #office romance #comedy #Nando’s

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Everyone loves season two sheepdog Roy Kent, including me. But what I truly long for is mid covid lockdown short beard curly hair.

#Jamie: ‘you should try plopping!’#Roy: ‘is that a sex thing?’#brett goldstein #roy kent #ted lasso #curly hair #jamie tartt

Tee hee. Whatever you say sir.

#sir yes sir #whatever you say #brett goldstein #comedy #office romance

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