Dinosaurs can't fly

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

not to sound like a boomer but i think millenials should stop giving 1 - 10 yearolds their own tablets/ipads or let them roam around the internet willy nilly 

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

oh i love love love when this post comes on my dash bc i made THE ORIGINAL like almost 10 years ago. and they even went so far as to butcher the original caption. Shoutout to me for being the original influencer here https://silenthill.tumblr.com/post/58736682495/its-almost-fall-u-know-what-that-means

This Dimitri is straight out of a Russian novel

his character really is more of a prince by sheer default then nearly any actual disney prince out there and you may all fight me on this - he excudes that decent slavic sadness™ centrified all the way