My last post had me thinking more about Sirius and Barty being grudging allies due to Jegulus and I thought of this.
James and Regulus: on a date, unaware they are being watched
Sirius, hiding in a bush with binoculars: Crouch?
Barty, also hiding in a bush with binoculars: Black? What the fuck are you doing here?
Sirius: I’m chaperoning, what the fuck are you doing?
Sirius: Well I got here first!
Barty: yeah? Well I’m Regulus’ best friend so I deserve to be here
Sirius: OH YEAH?! Well I’m James’ best friend AND Reggie’s brother sooo
Barty: I’m more of a brother to him then you ever will be! You’re just a stupid prat!
Sirius: OH REALLY?!?! WHY DON’T YOU JUST PISS OF AND SNOG ROSIER OR SOMETHING?!
Barty: Why would I kiss Evan?????
Sirius: Well he clearly has a crush on you you dumb twat
Barty: he does????? That’s weird…..anyway, you can’t call me the dumb twat when you probably didn’t even realise that Loony Lupin is in love with you!
Sirius: Moony???? Really?????
Barty: well obviously, it’s sickening seeing how you two look at eachother, disgusting, the both of you
Sirius: ……*runs out of bush to find Remus* MOOOOOONYYYYYYYY CROUCH SAID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME
Barty: crazy prat *sticks head out of bush to continue watching the date but sees James and Regulus glaring at him with their arms crossed* …shit *slowly hides in the bush again*
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