Saint & Sinner

ideal thor 4 just begins right after thor 3 w thor going "wow that big spaceship sure was spooky" and completely ignoring iw/endgame bc i think that would be funny.

Goshiki~! <3

I mean....

The 5 finnish dudes bring him home with them.  The next day, the chinese dude wakes up on the couch with a mighty hangover.   He turns on the TV and for the first time in his life sees Moomintroll.  Instant spiritual bonding experience.  Overcome with emotion,  he begins to sing an ode to Snufkin in a high clear tenor voice. The 5 finnish dudes hastily call their live-in wise old mentor.  “Yes,” says the mentor after watching chinese dude for a few minutes.  “The prophecy was true.  This is the chosen one.  This man…will be our 2020 Eurovision act.”

Me

My concept for cinematic Batman is a double-feature, two movies released at the same time. One of them is a prestigious true crime mockumentary exploring the various in-universe theories as to Batman’s secret identity, which leaves the question unsolved at the end. Bruce Wayne is not mentioned as a possibility except maybe as a quickly-dismissed fringe theory. The second movie is a Wayne family reality series in the vein of “keeping up with the Kardashians” which never mentions Bruce’s second life. When viewed together, it’ll be obvious Bruce Wayne is Batman, but each one viewed individually will seem to make it obvious Bruce and Batman can’t POSSIBLY be the same guy.

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