Grand Ringmaster Of The Shitshow™

sorry i had to go and make things so complicated. are you mad at me

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

I’m WHEEZING

That gif has a Very Evil Energy

He has been contained

But for how long

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

whoever did this, thank you.

I am all about this…

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson and his family are why people used to fear Scandinavians. Holy Shit.