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i just saved a bunch on car insurance by giving that frisky little gecko some third rate sloppy

Pastors be like “my pronouns are he/hymn” lol

Girl let’s get misinformed together through Instagram infographics ❤️

Girl let's consume a complex political issue turned into a pastel smooth and flat product ❤️

Girl let's get all our information on a political question that has been debated for decades from an unsourced 12 minutes long YouTube video essay 👭

Girl let's base our political stances on a tiktok of someone dancing while random information appears on the screen in sync with the background music 💃

Meanwhile, on this planet, it’s men who get the bulk of the responsibility. Women can have abortions for most of the pregnancy in most places without an issue, if they don’t feel like rearing a child, or they can surrender the child with impunity otherwise. Men have to pay and pay and pay, and face jail if they can’t earn enough. Bad luck if your career crashes - maybe a stay in the prison system will revitalise your resume? Which means that men who fall stay down, and are kept down. Feminists love that. They can walk all day over the battered and dying men, singing songs of self-pity.

Don’t stick your dick in someone if you can’t afford the consequences, Brett. 🙄 men are really THIS dumb for fucks sake

dude horses must be on some other shit to tolerate holding a bit in their mouth/a person just sitting on them telling them where to walk. it’s like ratatouille

it’s called domestication. wait til you learn about the ape that tolerates living in a tiny wooden box, travels to another wooden box in a metal box, which often smash into eachother and kill the apes inside, then stares at a glowing screen and/or does repetitive meaningless movements for 8 hours a day to pay for the tiny wooden box it sleeps in. meanwhile his cousins are out sleeping in the sun and playing in the forest having a great life. 

you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.