mors irrumat omnia

life changing experience: girl listens to song she hasn't heard in years. it brings back all the emotions she felt back then.

thesaurus.com save me

aid me

assist me thesaurus.com

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

sorry, can't today. the narrative forces aren't aligned

yeah i'd love to, but it'd be anti-thematic to my character arc

sounds fun but i'm at the Refusal of the Call part of my hero's journey. yeah maybe next week

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.