marrissa🦕

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

HAPPY AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY TO DARIUS BOWMAN!!!!!!!!!!

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

#fandom is a party not a market via @kittenjammer

Fandom is a party, not a market.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free