SATURN ;

“I know. And I know we’re just getting used to all of this and you all wouldn’t hold it against me if I couldn’t actually continue.”

“Definitely not. This is new for all of us.” 

“I’ve been okay, I guess. I mean, I still find it weird at times, but I’m not scratching at the walls trying to get out.”

“I can understand that, and hey, that’s good to know. But if you do get weirded out or uncomfortable, you know you can tell us.” 

“What do you mean?”

“I know you were never the biggest on relationships. Guess I was just wondering how you’ve been feeling with Eden and I.” 

“Yeah well, we all said we would try this exclusive thing so.”

“We did. Eden and I tipping any scales for you?” 

“Fine. Tell them it’s because we’re dating and I adore your dumb face. But also because we have sex.”

"I’ll take it. Cute to see you get all jealous, though.” 

“Tell them that only I get help because I have sex with you which is not an offer open to them.”

“Gosh, that’s so romantic, babe. I’m swooning.” 

“Yes please. I know for sure I’ll need your help with some things as I’m hardly show ready.”

“Sure, babe. I’ll text her. And you realize that other performers in the show are starting to ask me for help, too, right? Look what you’ve started. Not that I mind, but still.”  

“So…don’t be mad, but I have a show tonight. And yes, I know I said I would stop agreeing to shows if they set up so last minute, but then they asked and you or Eden weren’t around and I have a hard time saying no when people say they need me.”

“Boo, you whore. But no, I’m kidding, babe. It’s fine, I get it. You want me and Eden to be there?”

“I would have to say, I think you’re the most greedy out of us.”

“I certainly won’t deny that.” 

“Then she will know that I decided to be greedy and have a girlfriend and a personfriend.”

“Hey, what’s better than 3 greedy people accepting and owning it and being with each other? I think we’re geniuses.” 

“I think she believes that I’m dating you separately and Eden separately rather than us all together.”

“I guess I could see that. But! If she saw all of us together, maybe she’d realize that it’s actually all three of us. Together.” 

“You know, I don’t believe she has. It confuses her that you can be dating two people at once.”

“Maybe it’d help if she met Eden and I at some point -- saw all three of us together -- to show her it’s really not all that out there.” 

“Fair enough. You do seem to be the greedy type. I had to explain, yet again, to my sister what our relationship is.”

“I really am, what can I say? Again? Really? She’s never heard of polyamory before? Or a thruple?” 

“I’m too cute to push aside.”

“You both are cute, hence why I am seeing you two. Didn’t you know? I want all the cute for myself.” 

“You wouldn’t do that.”

“ . . . okay, fine, maybe I wouldn’t.” 

“Nah, your clients, your problem babe.”

“That’s it. I only date Eden now. I drop you.” 

“Not drag exactly, just basic makeup looks. You have to remember, I get told vague catagories for show themes pretty often and have to come up with a look from that.”

“That’s fair. Maybe I should just take you to work with me when I have these kind of clients. I’m as creative as the next person, but Halloween Fantasy could mean anything.”