we are superfluous, and in a stupor

guards !!!! take them to the Dungeon !!! no not the. not the Sex Dungeon. yes. the Regular Dungeon sorry i should've specified

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

It really is a kick in the head that so many people are having their lives ruined by the dumbest motherfuckers alive

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

They don't know that in Stephen King's the dark tower, The literal actual snitches from Harry Potter show up being wielded by a bunch of Doctor doom looking Wolf people who kidnap children to feed their brains to a bunch of psychics who are being used to destroy the very fabric of reality.