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This person needs to be arrested im going to cry
Omg wtf
They look like playground wood chips I...
This is a war crime
“Juicy doesn’t even begin to describe”
Son that’s because there ain’t any juice to SPEAK of
I wouldn’t even give this to my dog
Just looking at it makes my teeth hurt
He put wagyu beef in the microwave!
This is the culinary equivalent of a snuff film.
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This has happened to me more than once. Ladies I'm more than just a dick. Please allow me to share my Warhammer 40k lore with you along with my seed.
It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.
Why does this keep reappearing on my dash? I have to reblog because there is no way I’m risking 11 years on top of my already bad 4 years….
Sorry y’all, I wasn’t tryna do it to you but they got my ass.
my life is already shit, i dont need 11 years of bad luck🤚
Reblog if you think all size tiddies are wonderful
Be it A cup angels or G cup goddesses all breasts are amazing.
Honestly the biggest questions I have for people, who don't want people to own guns are as follows.
I own the things you want to ban.
How do you prevent me from doing that?
Do you send the police, with their guns, to kill me?
Do you send an armed mob to kill me?
Do you starve me to death?
Do you imprison me forever?
Do you make me a second-class citizen?
What means do you utilize to disarm me?
How far are you willing to go?
What violence are you willing to call for, onto someone like me?
And why, if you are so willing to do those things to me, when I do no harm to anyone, should I stay peaceable?
Give me a reason.
Explain yourself.
I don’t want to ban guns, I’m just going to laugh at you and your baby dick
This just makes you sound cock-thirsty and desperate
"I think about your penis"
-That guy
Guns being a phallic substitute would explain why the anti gun crowd is so obsessed with taking all the big black ones.
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I'm not a musk fan but.... Making people pay $20 monthly for verified handles? *Chef's kiss*
Ahahaha get a job you bum
Blue checks aren't people. Don't let them pretend otherwise.
When you're taking a good nap on a backwater planet and some smooth skin asshole with his smooth skin friends decide to fuck around with some black rocks.
Its time for Gremlin supremacist hours lads.
Priceless.
Go to the basement find the door stretcher next door it’ll be right by the bucket of spot weld and blinker fluid
Grab a box of grid squares and a roll of gun line from the 7-ton. Then you can boom test the velocimeter
But before you do anything else you've got to fill out your ID-10T form.
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Remember to cyber bully your local Federal agency today.
A quick summery of how Ahriman pulls a bug Red and did nothing wrong.
Politicians are very closely related to birds.
I'm still surprised that anyone could fit on The Conqueror with how Massive Sarrins titanium balls are.
A young paleontologist may have discovered a record of the most significant event in the history of life on Earth.
hey, @bunjywunjy - this might be your jam (and any other dinosaur enthusiasts, it’s a heck of a read)
man that’s not just a heck of a read it’s fuckin GROUNDBREAKING is what it is!
this dude actually found a large fossil deposit that was created not just close to, but actually DURING THE K-PG EXTINCTION EVENT.
IT’S LITERALLY A WINDOW BACK IN TIME TO THE CHICXULUB IMPACT, AND TURNS OUT IT WAS WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IMAGINED
it’s a geologic snapshot of the apocalypse.
reading the full article is certainly a trip, and to summarize for those who are intimidated by longer reads:
- chicxulub is the given name for the meteor that struck/initiated the event
- the paleontologist within is described as making groundbreaking discoveries of multiple species every day, but many of his peers discount him because they’re grouchy old dudes he accidentally had a fragment of a turtle bone involved in a larger reconstruction of a fossil this one time and they won’t let him live it down.
- the extinction event was so fast and so destructive, this guy describes this particular dig-site as being so densely layered with dead and dying creatures, there is a lot of organic tissues that have been preserved, and he is able to even discern that many of the marine and freshwater fish may have still been alive as they were buried due to molten glass being found in their gills, implying they were still attempting to breathe.
- they looked into exactly when and how this could have happened, having freshwater and marine animals stacked on top of mammals and larger dinosaurs (including an amazing deinonychus forearm discovery he was able to match to feather fossils he was finding atop the pile), and rather it being the initial tsunami, they are fairly sure that it was caused by a seiche of catastrophic proportions, which would have been set off within the first hour of the event. denser and larger creatures sunk to the bottom, leaving lighter debris like leaves, small fish, feathers, and molten glass on the surface.
summary: terrifying!
This is fucking incredible
Holy SHIT!
Here’s a famous book snippet describing how feasible that we could find dinosaur fossils on the moon.
@paleogay
Adding this, since I didn’t know the word and pronunciation
so, yeah, the Caribbean Sea seiched up outta its bed and walloped the land with a deluge of sea creatures right after the impact apocalypse
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon’s got dinosaurs
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s got dinosaurs.
Am I the only one getting a paywall on the actual article? I get the first two paragraphs and then they want money. Is there an archive version of the full thing anywhere?
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No more voting All those wanting to be elected will now be required to enter a ritualistic bloodsport style situation where the winner is declared leader of the country for two years.
I'm wishing everyone* a good day today you all deserve it and in case nobody has sad it today I'm proud of you all**
*except for commies
** seriously no godless reds allowed.
