convergent evolution of memes

honestly if Kojima became friends with Jeff Goldblum and put him in Death Stranding that would actually be too powerful for this timeline to handle

Jeff goldblums the baby

Jeff Goldblum is the baby and looks like the baby but he talks in Jeff Goldblum’s grown man voice

Norman! It’s me, Jeff! I’ve turned into… uh… some kind of funky fetus?

man fuck math. if you know a number fuck you

There’s a number in your url

What is this emotion

Lust

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

Do we really make up a majority? Cause the way we’re erased i had no idea. Like really. I thought we were in minority…

The Human Rights Commission of San Francisco released a groundbreaking report on Bisexual Invisibility in 2010 which revealed that, even though only 28% of bisexuals are out (compared to 71% of lesbians and 77% of gay men.) bisexuals out-number gays and lesbians combined, Many studies have followed which verify this data. 

There’s also been several studies that have shown that a large percentage of millennials don’t consider themselves exclusively attracted to one gender

Whaaaaat.

Bisexual Invisibility more like Bisexual Invincibility

reblogging for the last comment

Yall better not be pretending that Janelle Monae doesn’t fucking exist

op literally made me cookies and eated them but go off i guess

hey I’m Johnny Rapid from Prison Shower Part 4 and you’re watching Disney Channel

gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and drift away

This is so good and idk who made it, but it deserves way more notes tbh