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I love my girlfriend.

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Click here to listen to our new EP.

A lot of hard work and fucking around went into this, so I really do mean it when I say I hope you enjoy it.

#Ghostspost #Save Yourself EP

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One of my favourite things in the whole world is waking up next to you. I love you.

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Pretty sure this is the only sleeping selfie ever.

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Ol’ Dirty Bastard.

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Shaaaaaaaaaame on you.

I really need to start using a calender.

Having the worst memory kind of warrants such a thing.

I can't remember what I did yesterday, let alone what I have to do in a month.

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Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato

Nope, I'm definitely a person and potatoes don't wear clothes.

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I’ll never be what you want.

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I'm sorry, but how does this caption relate to the picture in any way?

I take that back. I'm not sorry. That's just dumb.

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We did a Violent Femmes cover for The Onion’s AV Club. Check it…..Starbucks sucks.

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Fuck. This is pure brilliance

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what

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this made me so nervous. im wringing my hands

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oh my god i’m cringing the secondhand embarrassment

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oh my god it’s like my immortal but in rp form

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^That

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i have never felt such sharp acute secondhand embarrassment in my life

this is painful to read

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The most embarrassing part is that they're not embarrassed at all.

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Die.

HAHAHAHAHAHA 12 PEOPLE DIED HAHAHAHAHA BETTER POST SO EVERYONE SEES HOW HILARIOUS AND CONTROVERSIAL WE ARE HAHAHAHA

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Today Lochlan and I checked out the Biennale at Cockatoo Island and the MCA. Daan Roosegaarde’s ‘Dune X’ installation was amazing/my favourite. Then we walked around The Rocks, checked out some markets, listened to Ceremony, TUI and Nicki Minaj. Lochlan’s silly jokes made me cry from laughter on the train ride home. STAY COLD-AHHHH! Great day. ❤

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My favourite day in such a long time. Thank god for this girl

She's rapping Nick Minaj and won't stop.

Lunch with this babe. Fucking radical

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Brad fucking up while recording. Kind of a sneak peak of a new un-heard Ghosts song.

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Do you root?

Nah, I beet.

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