Bungo Stray Dogs Headcanons

Manga Vol 22 Omake

I translated this one because Atsushi is a cutie pie :3

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They live in a luxurious house together bcs they got the money✨

They can all hang out together when Tachi has to take the monthly surgery so Fukuchi forces makes them to all have a sleepover

Tachi and Jouno thought Teruko was 12 and she got really angry so she turned into her adult form

They were extremely surprised

Teruko and Tetchou have been in the military since they were young so they’ve known each other for years

“I’m a judgmental bitch and a lesbian which means I have an awesome gaydar and you two are the gayest bitches in the world”-Teruko to Jouno and Tetchou

Teruko Jouno and Tachi have pleaded Fukuchi to take Tetchou to the doctor

They were extremely concerned for his tastebuds

They went to the zoo once and Teruko turned into a kid so they wouldn’t have to pay for her

Jouno struggles with how good he is and whenever a civilian thanks him for saving them and calls him a good person he goes stiff and awkwardly thanks them

Tetchou has a habit of not breathing for a while when he’s around Jouno to not annoy him

Whenever Jouno has sensory overload he goes out in the nature because it calms him down

“Do you want to join the hunting dogs”-Teruko recruiting Tachihara with a menacing look on her face “Absolutely I do”-Tachihara trying to act normal. “Great! ^_^”-Teruko having a sudden moodswing

Teruko forced Tachihara to dye his hair red because he looked ugly with black hair

Teruko got taste 💪

They have weekly Mitski sessions

They facetime Tachihara if he’s not busy so he doesn’t feel left out

Tachihara headpats because yes 💪

I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY ☹️☹️

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