Local unfunny man

truly so funny how dans seen as all edge and darkness and phils reputation is the sweet innocent cute one when in reality dan howell is a deeply earnest theatre kid who loved winnie the pooh as a child and phill lester lies for fun and used to wish death on other children

My lovely bloevy friendsssss

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?