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@local-vampire-queen
touching through clothes is so hot. why would i ruin your pretty outfit? i'll just touch you through the fabric discreetly while no one's looking. getting you ready, turned on, wet and desperate for me... almost forgetting we're even out and surrounded. hating how close i feel yet so far. but once we’re alone? i’m ripping all those layers off of you and treating you like the toy you are. patience sweetheart.
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One of my favourite customer interactions
you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”
I tried to look up a star wars line to get a quote right, and the preview for the transcript made me laugh:
"Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! What's wrong? - Nothing. I'm all right. (R2-D2 screams)"
being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense
holy shit.
You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.
Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.
Maybe I should go to therapy
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What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.
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I feel the next antagonistic force in the Magic Story should be Tezzeret and partially mind-wiped Nicol Bolas pulling off a reverse Infinite Consortium scenario. These two need to be locked in an inescapable loop of winding up in situations where one is subjugating the other until the multiverse intervenes.
hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire
how did they get the words to crawl up the screen like that
