Owwl Wwrangler

“come to me. come to me. go go go go go go go go go go go go. here’s my sweetie, here’s my little girl“

The Slavic world is 5,000 years ahead of Americans in being absolutely obsessed with cats

gender: bastard

if i dont come back its bc amatista drowned me in onna the palaces underwater sections

ヽ( ★ω★)ノ

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

Sometimes I wwonder howw Cerise became the person I go to wwhen I knoww I wwould deeply regret Troogling a term.

bc im the only one that dont take the low hangin fruit of jerkin you around 

I also enjoy the wway you react wwith horror at each neww thing I stumbled across.

honestly im always wonderin if youre testin me to see how literal i get when expainin it or if you rly just havent picked up on some shit bc youre busy n old 

Howw wwas I supposed to knoww wwhat east alternians called their animated pornography? Wwhen wwould that evver come up?

POINTS AT ALL OF FUCKING TUMBLR

You do not understand the extent of the blacklists that I use.

Sometimes I wwonder howw Cerise became the person I go to wwhen I knoww I wwould deeply regret Troogling a term.

bc im the only one that dont take the low hangin fruit of jerkin you around 

I also enjoy the wway you react wwith horror at each neww thing I stumbled across.

honestly im always wonderin if youre testin me to see how literal i get when expainin it or if you rly just havent picked up on some shit bc youre busy n old 

Howw wwas I supposed to knoww wwhat east alternians called their animated pornography? Wwhen wwould that evver come up?

Sometimes I wwonder howw Cerise became the person I go to wwhen I knoww I wwould deeply regret Troogling a term.

bc im the only one that dont take the low hangin fruit of jerkin you around 

I also enjoy the wway you react wwith horror at each neww thing I stumbled across.

we shore a symbol n he’s feelin sentimental so hes lettin me on the ship for a lil bait

good fin yoar not the one handin out symbols then

I do sea a fuckin’ ton a young trolls come through my base.

what the fuck even for

I’m in charge a one a the largest military bases on Alternia. Wwavves a wwrigglers pass through to receivve their basic trainin’ befoar they join the fleets.

y is that an orpaners job tho

It isn't my job as an Orphaner, it's my job as an Admiral. I oversee some orphanin' work, howwevver that is mostly a title noww.

we shore a symbol n he’s feelin sentimental so hes lettin me on the ship for a lil bait

good fin yoar not the one handin out symbols then

I do sea a fuckin’ ton a young trolls come through my base.

what the fuck even for

I'm in charge a one a the largest military bases on Alternia. Wwavves a wwrigglers pass through to receivve their basic trainin' befoar they join the fleets.

we shore a symbol n he’s feelin sentimental so hes lettin me on the ship for a lil bait

good fin yoar not the one handin out symbols then

I do sea a fuckin' ton a young trolls come through my base.