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*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

I’m really worried half of you are bots

how do we know you’re not a bot

Could a bot do this

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

Could a bot do this

Gen z culture is growing up with 90’s technology like vhs and dial up internet and then having a bunch of whiny adults sanctimoniously try to tell you that you can’t remember what it was like to use those things.

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks

op do u take constructive criticism ?

i am not accepting comments at this time

#i know exactly how cursed it felt to read this #bc i had to experience the horror of writing it

I would wear a mile long dress of the what color is the sky post

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“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

Why is this so funny

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy