you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

is anyone else their father’s female son

I wrote you a referral for a swagologist

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

let's be several years behind together

the problem with being kind of unashamedly a weird guy is that its still kind of hurtful when people treat you like you’re weird. like yeah man I know you perceive me as very eccentric and an iconoclast but if you’re constantly reacting to me like I’ve grown two heads and said something totally insane every time I open my mouth. I uh. I am not gonna feel especially welcomed in your life. you know.