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“if we had a book what would it be called”😭😭

THEN AT THE CUT OFF POINT “The Five Of C-

HE WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO SAY CROWS LIKE WHAHIRIFIDJ THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

*Kaz giving the side eye hes been serving all szn 2*

Kaz: Jesper if you are to utter those words again i will-

Jesper: *protests* But it’s perfect! It’s literally the best nickname. I know you get jealous when Inej calls me Jes

Kaz: I will seriously show you the consequences of your actions if you don’t shut-

Inej: Kazzle Dazzle, It’s okay calm down

Kaz: *faintly smirks* (clearly loving the nickname)

Matthias:

Matthias:

Matthias: I-

Nina: Goodness. please don’t-

Matthias: Nina time is a construct.

No one:

Jesper: Masquerade. SEEK THEM OUT NOW ONE BY-

Inej: For saints sake shut your mouth. Jesper

*stays quiet for 2 seconds*

Jesper again: Dropping BODIES LIKE A NUN-

Kaz: You’re eliminated

Kaz: You’re a child.

Me: I’m literally your age

Kaz: Still a child

Me: Jesper is a child, he’s part of your “gang”.

Kaz: …. fair point

Nina: Before you start Kaz. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY WAFFLES AND COOKIES. who took them? I had a years supply and they’re all missing. I think we should do an investigation.

Kaz: As i was saying-

Nina: Kaz. Waffle investigation. now. please?

Kaz: *sighs* Nina. Okay if we must. But let me continue.

why do you want to go to Ketterdam

ARE YOU ON DRVGS. ARE YOU F37KING ON DRVGS. WHY DO I WANT TO GO TO KETTERDAM?!!

1.what do you want in life? I say- Kaz Brekker

2.who do you want in life? I say- Kaz Brekker

3.where do you want to go in life? I say- Kaz Brekker

4. when do you want to go in life? I say- Kaz Brekker

they say- that doesn’t make sense

i say- i don’t care

all i want in life is mental stability

why can’t i ever get what i want?

because i’ve read six of crows.